Ei bine, dragii mei, desi am vorbit de multe ori despre cat de cretini sunt americanii, in genere, si ca indivizi, dar, ca si popor, iata ca nu pot sa ma abtin sa nu public cele mai cretine intrebari la care trebuie sa raspunzi daca vrei sa ajungi, chiar si pentru cateva zile, in SUA (chiar daca ai obligatia de la locul de munca sa faci asta).
Acestea sunt intrebarile din cadrul formularului DS-160 (Online Nonimmigrant Visa Application (DS-160) ) de la Departamentul de stat SUA. Sunt si traduse in romana, dar le public in engleza.
Sunt la fel de cretine, dar nu la fel de umilitoare, ca intrebarile pe care ti le pun aia la ambasada, in cadrul interviului pentru viza.
Trebuie sa fii cu adevarat cretin sa iti doresti sa vizitezi macar o asemenea tara. Iar unele dintre intrebari frizeaza cretinismul in cea mai pura forma a sa pe aceasta planeta.
De parca oficialii SUA vor sa nu mai primeasca la ei in tara pe nimeni ca ei.
Have you made specific travel plans?
Provide a complete itinerary for your travel to the U.S.
Address Where You Will Stay in the U.S.
Cine iti va plati voiajul
Have you ever been refused a U.S. Visa, been refused admission to the United States, or
withdrawn your application for admission at the port of entry?
Have you ever been denied travel authorization by the Department of Homeland Security
through the Electronic System for Travel Authorization (ESTA)?
Sa dai o persoana cunoscuta din state
Address and Phone Number of Point of Contact
NOTE: Please provide the following information concerning your biological parents. If you
are adopted, please provide the following information on your adoptive parents.
Apoi o gramada de intrebari despre parinti si unde stau
Do you have any immediate relatives, not including parents, in the United States?
NOTE: Enter current spouse information.
NOTE: Provide the following information concerning your current employment or education.
Briefly describe your duties:
Do you belong to a clan or tribe?
Provide a List of Languages You Speak
Have you traveled to any countries within the last five years?
Do you have any specialized skills or training, such as firearms, explosives, nuclear,
biological, or chemical experience?
Have you ever served in the military?
Have you ever served in, been a member of, or been involved with a paramilitary unit,
vigilante unit, rebel group, guerrilla group, or insurgent organization?
Do you have a communicable disease of public health significance? (Communicable diseases
of public significance include chancroid, gonorrhea, granuloma inguinale, infectious
leprosy, lymphogranuloma venereum, infectious stage syphilis, active tuberculosis, and
other diseases as determined by the Department of Health and Human Services.)
Do you have a mental or physical disorder that poses or is likely to pose a threat to the
safety or welfare of yourself or others?
Are you or have you ever been a drug abuser or addict?
Have you ever been arrested or convicted for any offense or crime, even though subject of
a pardon, amnesty, or other similar action?
Have you ever violated, or engaged in a conspiracy to violate, any law relating to
Are you coming to the United States to engage in prostitution or unlawful commercialized
vice or have you been engaged in prostitution or procuring prostitutes within the past 10
Have you ever been involved in, or do you seek to engage in, money laundering?
Have you ever committed or conspired to commit a human trafficking offense in the United
States or outside the United States?
Have you ever knowingly aided, abetted, assisted or colluded with an individual who has
committed, or conspired to commit a severe human trafficking offense in the United States
or outside the United States?
Are you the spouse, son, or daughter of an individual who has committed or conspired to
commit a human trafficking offense in the United States or outside the United States and
have you within the last five years, knowingly benefited from the trafficking activities?
Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other
illegal activity while in the United States?
Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while in the United States or have you ever
engaged in terrorist activities? Error
Have you ever or do you intend to provide financial assistance or other support to
terrorists or terrorist organizations? Error
Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization? Error
Have you ever ordered, incited, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in
Have you ever committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in
Have you committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in
extrajudicial killings, political killings, or other acts of violence? Error
Have you ever engaged in the recruitment or the use of child soldiers?
Have you, while serving as a government official, been responsible for or directly
carried out, at any time, particularly severe violations of religious freedom?
Have you ever been directly involved in the establishment or enforcement of population
controls forcing a woman to undergo an abortion against her free choice or a man or a
woman to undergo sterilization against his or her free will?
Have you ever been directly involved in the coercive transplantation of human organs or
Have you ever sought to obtain or assist others to obtain a visa, entry into the United States, or any other United States immigration benefit by fraud or willful misrepresentation or other unlawful means?