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DHL

Posted by beheader69 on January 24, 2012
Posted in: Articole Proprii. Tagged: DHL, DHL record. Leave a Comment

DHL RECORD!!!

What do you think about this?

At 5 21 am my packages are in Hong Kong, and at 11, 6 hours later, they are in Otopeni, Bucharest.
That must be the fastest flight from HK to Bucharest.I swear.
Not mentioning that for 5 days it was only “Shipment information received” on tracking.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 Location Time
21 Delivered – Signed for by : beheader69 BUCHAREST 12:43 PM

20 With delivery courier BUCHAREST – ROMANIA 11:21 AM

19 Departed Facility in HONG KONG – HONG KONG HONG KONG – HONG KONG 5:21 AM

In 1969, Adrian (D)alsey, Larry (H)illblom and Robert (L)ynn (D, H, and L) founded DHL as a service shuttling bills of lading between San Francisco and Honolulu. The company grew rapidly and in a few years initiated service to the Philippines, Japan, Hong Kong, Singapore and Australia, creating an entirely new industry of international door-to-door express service in the Pacific Basin. Steady expansion continued in the 1970′s as DHL initiated service to Europe (1974), Latin America (1977), the Middle East (1978) and Africa (1978). The international delivery company was the first to bring air express to the Eastern Bloc countries in 1983 and to the People’s Republic of China in 1986.

And this is the full history of these packages and this delivery.Not to mention that I had to call severl times to the DHL center, the courier didn t call me, and also didn t come to my adress, but in the nearby. Several times.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 Location Time
21 Delivered – Signed for by : beheader69 BUCHAREST 12:43 PM

20 With delivery courier BUCHAREST – ROMANIA 11:21 AM

19 Departed Facility in HONG KONG – HONG KONG HONG KONG – HONG KONG 5:21 AM

Monday, January 23, 2012 Location Time
18 Shipment on hold BUCHAREST – ROMANIA 4:17 PM

17 Partial delivery BUCHAREST – ROMANIA 9:53 AM

16 With delivery courier BUCHAREST – ROMANIA 8:21 AM

15 Processed for clearance at BUCHAREST – ROMANIA BUCHAREST – ROMANIA 6:56 AM

14 Clearance processing complete at BUCHAREST – ROMANIA BUCHAREST – ROMANIA 6:56 AM

13 Arrived at Sort Facility BUCHAREST – ROMANIA BUCHAREST – ROMANIA 6:43 AM

12 Departed Facility in BERGAMO – ITALY BERGAMO – ITALY 3:15 AM

11 Processed at BERGAMO – ITALY BERGAMO – ITALY 1:35 AM

10 Arrived at Sort Facility BERGAMO – ITALY BERGAMO – ITALY 1:14 AM

Sunday, January 22, 2012 Location Time
9 Departed Facility in LEIPZIG – GERMANY LEIPZIG – GERMANY 10:17 PM

8 Processed at LEIPZIG – GERMANY LEIPZIG – GERMANY 5:33 PM

7 Arrived at Sort Facility LEIPZIG – GERMANY LEIPZIG – GERMANY 4:47 PM

6 Departed Facility in HONG KONG – HONG KONG HONG KONG – HONG KONG 4:51 AM

5 Processed at HONG KONG – HONG KONG HONG KONG – HONG KONG 4:34 AM

Saturday, January 21, 2012 Location Time
4 Arrived at Sort Facility HONG KONG – HONG KONG HONG KONG – HONG KONG 8:37 AM

3 Departed Facility in HONG KONG – HONG KONG HONG KONG – HONG KONG 6:23 AM

2 Processed at HONG KONG – HONG KONG HONG KONG – HONG KONG 6:11 AM

1 Shipment picked up HONG KONG – HONG KONG 4:08 AM

Tuesday, January 17 , 2012 Location Time
1 Shipment information received HONG KONG – HONG KONG 4:08 AM

retards

Posted by beheader69 on January 21, 2012
Posted in: Triste. Tagged: adevarul de seara. Leave a Comment

Terminologia nomenclaturala de jurnalist este pe zi ce trece mai patata de semioligofreni aflati in postura de a scrie la ziare.
Nu mai extrapolez, ci pun o captura de ecran de pe ziarul Adevarul, unde redactor sef este oligofrenul de Grigore Cartianu, asa ca ce sa te mai stepti de la ratatii ierarhic sub el:

Am mai scris despre aceste cazuri aici si aici despre mizeria asta de ziar submediocru, care si asa nu mai exista in varianta print, dar care polueaza limba romana in online.

Matematicienii de la Realitatea TV

Posted by beheader69 on January 18, 2012
Posted in: Triste. Tagged: REALITATEA TV DOI PLUS DOI EGAL DOI. Leave a Comment

V-ati gandit vreodata ca doi plus doi poate nu e chiar 4?
patru probabil fioind nota pe care au obtinut-o la matematica anumiti angajati de la realitatea TV.
Avand in vedere si ce salarii isi iau(adica nu isi iau) nu e de mirare calitatea intelectuala a acestor uameni.

:) oteve spune adevarul, mereu!

Posted by beheader69 on January 14, 2012
Posted in: Filme,Clipuri,youtube, funny. Tagged: titluri exagerate la otv. 1 comment


Fara alte comentarii.

verificare

Posted by beheader69 on January 11, 2012
Posted in: funny. Tagged: aparat de verificare al cartelelor de metrou, metrorex. Leave a Comment


Va dati seama, pt ca s-a ajuns sa scrie asa ceva cu markerul la statia Universitate pe acel aparat de verificare al cartelelor, ca cineva, cel putin o persoana, a bagat alte chestii acolo crezant ca ii va arata cati bani mai are pe card, sau cat credit mai are pe SIM.

Urgent! Invata limba Romana

Posted by beheader69 on January 11, 2012
Posted in: Triste. Tagged: agramati, agramatisme, analfabeti, etti electronica studenti analfabeti, sef de palier camin leu a, studenti prosti din bucuresti. 1 comment


Este incadrata la Triste postarea, intrucat este trist de tot la ce nivel a ajuns agramatismul in Romania. Ma refer la cat de raspandit este, ca studenti agramati au existat dintotdeauna.

cocacriminal

Posted by beheader69 on January 4, 2012
Posted in: penibilitati. Tagged: crima shag sag timis cocalar omorat copil socri sotia. Leave a Comment

Referitor la crima din Sag:
Barbatul care si-a ucis cu sange rece socrii si copilul in locuinta din Sag, la cativa kilometri de Timisoara, apoi si-a pus capat zilelor spanzurandu-se de balconul locuintei, era prezent si pe retelele de socializare. Pe tanar il chema Ion Ciucea.

Tanarul de 29 de ani s-a descris, pe Facebook, in felul urmator: „Sant un om de distratii imi place cluburile de noapte si femeile frumoase. Nu ezitati sa ma sunati 07xxxxxxxx“!
In poza de profil, timiseanul apare cu multe bancnote de 100, 200 si 500 de euro tinandu-le in maini, sub forma de evantai, si privind relaxat si increzator spre aparatul de fotografiat.

Mai mult decat atat, barbatul a trecut la rubricile in care descrie unde a lucrat si ce studii a urmat: Walt Disney World, respectiv Director economic at Oxford University: Class of 2010· Chirurg· Director economic· Administrator.

Barbatul si-a strangulat in noaptea de 1 spre 2 ianuarie 2012 propriul copil, de numai 7 ani, si si-a omorat socrii, lovindu-i in cap cu o toporisca. Trupurile batranilor au fost gasite in dormitor, in pat. Intr-o alta incapere zacea copilul ucis de tatal caruia supararea ii intunecase mintile.


Na poftim cocalar :
SMS-urile calaului din Sag catre iubita: “Acasa toti sunt morti.Imi cer iertare.Vreau sa ne impacam”
Aceasta este inca o stire buna, dupa cea cu cretinul din Mamaia care a murit dupa ce a mers cu 200 la ora fiind in coma alcoolica:
1. A scapat lumea de un cocalar si de un agramat
2. A murit si fie-su, care mai mult ca sigur ajungea la fel
3. Au murit si parintii fetei(plecata la munca in italia-si se stie calitatea acestui fel de cocalari), care e foarte posibil sa fi fost tot kokalari(dar batrani)

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